I recently handed in my notice to go full time in the professional Dungeon Master-y gig; it’s going well. And with my new found freedom, there is a rant I have been meaning to share with you. A simple formula of words that will guarantee your friendly electrical retailer will immediately hate you, with a passion.
My [relative] works in [pertinent field], he/she will [perform service].
My Brother-In-Law works with computers, he’ll sort it out for me.
Allow me to tell you why you are wrong, and also a bad person. (more…)